James Rado & Gerome Ragni, 1967

Welcome, sulphur dioxide
Hello, carbon monoxide
The air, the air is everywhere
Breathe deep while you sleep, breathe deep

Bless you alcohol blood stream
Save me nicotine lung steam
Incense, incense is in the air
Breathe deep while you sleep, breathe deep

Cataclysmic ectoplasm
Fallout atomic orgasm
Vapor and fume, at the stone of my tomb
Breathing like a sullen perfume
Eating at the stone of my tomb

Welcome, sulphur dioxide
Hello, carbon monoxide
The air, the air is everywhere
Breathe deep while you sleep
Breathe deep, (cough!) deep, (cough!) deep de-deep (cough!)