Men with Day Jobs: Stafford Sanders, Rod Crundwell and Kim Constable, 2011

You say the planet’s warming, but I’m convinced it’s not
 Last Tuesday it was rather cool, today it’s not so hot
 And if it’s getting hotter, I’m sure it’s not by much
 It’s prob’ly due to sunspots, volcanoes or some such
 Or maybe it’s the Chinese, that make more smoke than us
 I know there’s many more of them, so let them catch the bus
 One thing I am sure of, no need to make a fuss
 Fire up those smoky chimneys and sing
 
Denial. I’m in denial
 Don’t talk to me of independent studies or scientific trial
 I’m in denial, deep in denial
 And as the waters rise around me I’ll just hold my breath and say
 it isn’t so
 
I call myself a skeptic, and I believe it’s so
 I’m skeptical of anything: I just don’t wanna know
 Don’t give me C S I R O or I P C C
 I want some wacky viscount with an architect’s degree
 He says it’ was much hotter X million years ago
 I know that killed the dinosaurs but they were rather slow
 It’s just a lot of scientists that think they’re in the know
 But I know I know better, let’s sing
 
Denial. I’m in denial
 When I see those econazis, I raise my arm and shout Sieg Heil!
 I’m in denial …
 
Those fires are not raging. No floods deluge the land
 Those hurricanes and tornadoes are just flashes in the pan
 The animals are doing fine: no species dying out
 And half the bloody climate isn’t choking in drought
 The ice is not receding, from either polar cap
 I’d go with Tony Abbott, It’s just a load of crap
 This roundtheworld disaster is an evil greedy trap
 ‘Cause everybody knows the world is flat
 
Denial …
 ..As the waters rise around me I’ll just hold my breath and say glug glug glug